1. 20:02 18th Apr 2014

    Notes: 987

    Reblogged from officialunitedstates

    officialunitedstates:

there’s a windowin my second floor accounting 101 classand sometimes I look out thatwindowand for the past three monthsthere has been a tree that I can see from thatwindowbut for the past three weeksthere has been alarge plastic tarpcaught in that treebut how did a tarp get up in that treeand just who does that tarp think he iswhy didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him betterso as to not ruin my view of the treeand whyis the tarp sotorn and batteredlike a ship caught up in a stormits sails torn offreplaced with the currentstate of affairsdown downdownthe tarp yearns to be releasedbut I cannot let it gothat is up to the treemaybe if I stop looking out the windowthat tarp can be freeor maybe I can convince myselfI never really cared for the view

    officialunitedstates:

    there’s a window
    in my second floor accounting 101 class
    and sometimes I look out that
    window
    and for the past three months
    there has been a
    tree that I can see from that
    window
    but for the past three weeks
    there has been a
    large plastic tarp
    caught in that tree
    but how did a tarp get up in that tree

    and just who does that tarp think he is
    why didn’t that tarp’s parents raise him better
    so as to not ruin my view of the tree
    and why
    is the tarp so
    torn and battered
    like a ship caught up in a storm
    its sails torn off
    replaced with the current
    state of affairs
    down
    down
    down
    the tarp yearns to be released
    but I cannot let it go
    that is up to the tree

    maybe if I stop looking out the window
    that tarp
    can be free
    or maybe I can convince myself
    I never really cared for the view

     
  2. 18:48

    Notes: 2853

    Reblogged from tolivelikeaprincess

    what is your face + sebastian stan

    (Source: waywardzombies)

     
  3. 18:21

    Notes: 161085

    Reblogged from samapitongzabala

    kamlna:

    kamlna:

    *kiss* be happy toady 

    I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

     
  4. 22:22 17th Apr 2014

    Notes: 5947

    Reblogged from spiritofgracekelly

    haaaaaaaaaaytham:

    "i want to watch captain america 2 again," i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time

     
  5. 22:22

    Notes: 1819

    Reblogged from honosecual

    okaymad:

    i’m this mean kind of funny but im not even funny actually i’m just mean I’m sorry

    (Source: okaymad)

     
  6. 21:13

    Notes: 1983

    Reblogged from officialunitedstates

    officialunitedstates:

    the tumblr side of tumblr

     
  7. 21:11

    Notes: 528837

    Reblogged from snobbbery

    jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

    jungwildeandfree:

    sueslayer:

     

    This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

    Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

    *flump*

    AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

    FUCK 

    WHAT IS THAT SMELL

    IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

    FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

    (Source: theconjuringmovie)

     
  8. 21:07

    Notes: 3566

    Reblogged from duncansdinuts

    Tags: bucky

    (Source: billburroughs)

     
  9. 21:06

    Notes: 64963

    Reblogged from incubutts

    Tags: it is a phasephase phase phase

    jaejekyll:

    karrdnoir:

    primadonna-hustler:

    pugsies:

    Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

    Episode One

    Holy shit.

    Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone get into the scene thing and not grow out of it.

     
  10. 21:04

    Notes: 190564

    Reblogged from cute-tothecore

    Tags: me and gray at lunch

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    YOU ARE TOO TENSE

    HERE I SNURGLE YOU

    LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

    I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

    I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

    (Source: youtube.com)

     
  11. evannabadasslovegood:

    I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

    image

    Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

    image

    Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

     
  12. narcotic:

    Please dont start seeing me the way i see myself.

     
  13. 19:53

    Notes: 4164

    Reblogged from enchantedlydisney

    enchantedlydisney:

    Princess Anna through the scenes of Frozen (2013)

    (Queen Elsa | Kristoff)

     
  14. 19:53

    Notes: 1947

    Reblogged from ridinghi

    enchantedlydisney:

    Queen Elsa through the scenes of Frozen (2013)

    (Princess Anna)

     
  15. 19:46

    Notes: 413625

    Reblogged from liqu0randlovel0st

    neoputa:

    i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs